16/02/2015: The Grubblebucket Saga, Part 1

Date : 16th February 2015

I wrote this nonsense poem, having been inspired by Vogon poetry, commonly used as a torture method:

Ah Grubblebucket, you crundoggle berberously.
Grunthogging, I sing prattlevast to the perilous tulda,
whilst droopled grandhoven qwelmasts turn towards festering socks.
Questioning, I rattlepark and pithy slooper,
and flabbleghast and zeepontoon.
Dritted, and coloured unprimpleted,
he froghoppled. Of course he does.

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