13/01/2015: Tongue Twisters A to M

Today’s creation is a series of tongue twisters, one each for the first 13 letters of the alphabet:

Adam the artistically accomplished ant acquiesced and ate an entire artichoke after an appetiser of apples and an amontillado aperitif. An ambulance was appropriately asked for.

Barnaby Butterfly brought the bain-marie he bought to Barnstable, before baking bananas behind brick built building’s bins by the back door.

Caspar the caterpillar called on Colin Carrot where he casually commented that cooked cabbage and Cheshire cheese made choicer chewing than chocolate canoes.

Dark days descended dampening David’s disposition. Discouraged, he dialled Dennis who disclosed a deluge of drollery, which displaced David’s dismay with delighted dancing and debonaire ditties.

Eric E. Elephant exerted every effort everyday to eat entire expanses of elderberries, even enforcing earwigs to evaluate the economics of eating endless eggplants.

Freddie, a fireman from Framlingham, failed to find forty fish for Friar Finley’s fiftieth festival of his final ferret’s first furlong.

Goats called Gertrude, Gervais and Germaine are great guzzlers of gooseberries. Gorged upon when still growing, gout will generally greet grassland goats and generate greatly gurning grimaces.

Having held harpsichord hammers, holding a harmonium, harp or helicon is harder.

Insects investigating incendiaries inevitably invariably indicate iguanas.

Jumping and jiving jaguars jostle in jabbering jazz joints, whilst judging jackals who joy in jolly jellies and juicy jams.

Kerry the kindly kangaroo was known to keep a koala’s knockwurst in his kennel.

Little old ladies wearing lycra love to leave lemon, lime and lavender lozenges in lavatories.

Marcy the mancunian mouse mostly made marmite and monkfish muesli, whilst meditating on the meaning of mesmerising miasma of misplaced mildew.